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  • charlituna
    Apr 8, 02:30 PM
    I realize this is a rumor site, but posting conflicting rumors in the same day is getting obnoxious. Is there ANY fact checking at all?

    MacRumors always checks their facts. How dare you suggest otherwise. And it is a fact that TechCrunch posted a story that said . ..


    Best Buy = Worst Buy.. I hold my opinion that they are worst buy.

    I don't have a problem with Best Buy per se. Just some of their sales people and store managers. They are undertrained for what they are talking about (so what is the Z12q rating on this Mac again?) or just way pushy about their Geek Squad etc.

    My way around there is to go in to window shop and then I price check around and if it turns out that Best Buy has the best price I'll order online for in store pick up and avoid the floor staff. A win all the way around





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  • Anuba
    Jan 12, 03:59 PM
    Wow, I just watched the keynote and my god this guy is hard to stand. I've watched previous keynotes and he never seemed this bad. The charisma he's displayed in the past has been replaced with smugness. He acted like the iPhone was the second coming of christ and we were so lucky that he existed to bring it upon us.

    Yeah. I love the products but I loathe the man. Then again I'm just a regular user and not one of those scary MacDroids. You know, the ones with the blank stare, the ones that repeat mantras about Windows viruses and the dreaded blue screen of death... some even believe Windows gives you AIDS. They're kind of like scientologists or Jehova's Witnesses. But you gotta keep in mind those were the ones he was addressing, as always. Hence the smugness. The Keynote is his church and he is their god. Notice the constant applause and cheering over stuff like, oh, some new button or menu item. Mac will always be my second platform because these people just scare the poop out of me.





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  • LEStudios
    Apr 15, 08:18 PM
    Obviously fake. Look at the slanted iPhone writing on the bottom photo. Horrible photoshop skills

    yeah I heard this before when early pictures and videos of the 2009 Mac mini. Then it came true. If you look at the iPad Accessories this would use the same dock that the iPad currently uses. Apple hardly make single use of accessories per product. It's varies of products. I say it's a winner to me! :D





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  • MacBoy108
    Jan 15, 09:04 AM
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  • AppliedVisual
    Oct 18, 03:07 PM
    I'm curious to see how that plays out. Samsung at first wanted to put out a hybrid player, as well as another company whose identity I forget; but apparently Sony's Blu-Ray licensing explicitly forbids combo players. So I don't understand, is NEC's chip a clean-room solution or did they find some other solution?

    Ricoh already has the necessary optical elements for a dual format player -- they announced this two months ago. In addition to NEC, LG also has a chipset for a universal player. All the pieces are in place except the legal/licensing restrictions.

    Samsung and LG both announced they would begin work on universal players, but once Sony finalized the Blu-Ray licensing, LG just disappeared and announced two Blu-Ray only players, the higher end model will sell under the Marantz label. Samsung, recanted and said they would not pursue a universal player at this time... You won't see Samnsung challenging Sony on any such thing -- these two now share manufacturing and technology for several products, including LCD panels.

    Most likely, due to it's ties to LG and NEC, Philips would be the most likely to come out first with a universal player. But until someone finds a way around Sony's licensing restrictions, it isn't going to happen... Many don't think that their licensing is legal and constitutes an antitrust violation, but at this stage in the game the small market doesn't jsutify the effort. Ultimately, we will see universal players, it's a guaranteed thing. But I doubt Sony will budge from their licensing restrictions until they feel HD-DVD has lost the market... At that point they'll lift the restriction and like everyone else they'll release a BluRay player that can also play those "other" discs.





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  • lax33
    Sep 12, 10:08 AM
    I see everyone has been wondering about content should Apple offer movie downloads via iTunes. How coincidental is it that Lionsgate made a statement recently about iTunes offering movie downloads in the near future. Lionsgate also has one of the largest film libraries and has been rumored as a potential takeover in recent months as well.



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  • Matiek
    Jan 15, 04:41 PM
    I really liked Time capsule, I'm buying one.





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  • kcmac
    Mar 28, 05:45 PM
    If you have a great app, you may not need the App Store to help market it. So why give Steve 30% when you don't need to.

    Now that there is an app store, that is pretty much where I look. The invisible man led a lonely life.



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  • Criticalmass
    Apr 16, 11:17 PM
    Mac O.S X is better here, someone mentioned that Windows is better at security.

    I disagree. Botnets like Zeus and Coreflood still infiltrate windows systems daily and anti-virus has yet to be able to stop them and remove them.





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  • QuarterSwede
    Apr 25, 01:27 PM
    The phone will be the 4s. The start of production of the CDMA phone in Aug 2010 threw everything off kilter.

    The 4s will be a 4 with the 3.7 screen, and a A5 chip. That is it. Period.

    The 5 will be out in 2012 with Qualcomms 2nd gen Dual Band Chip which will be ready early 2012. It will will be a complete redesign with LTE. My money is on some type of new chassis with a new hybrid aluminum. The back glass will be gone for sure.

    Apple will then produce 1 World iPhone. 5,6,7,8,9.... all Global Phones. :apple:
    I'd say that's pretty plausible.

    [EDIT] I don't know if I agree with all the names though, but honestly that matters not.



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  • iMouse
    May 2, 02:05 PM
    Screenshot fail :) build number in Quicklook titlebar.

    haha, that was the first thing I noticed too. Way to protect that build number!





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  • Cassie
    Jan 12, 12:11 AM
    ^^ That's true. There doesn't have to be a set time when Apple releases things. Leopard could be out tomorrow. You never know.



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  • dunk321
    Mar 17, 01:24 AM
    JohnnyQuest chill out man you sound worse then my Dad growing up as a kid. Just telling a story, and sorry for my grammar must be that UCF education I paid for. Go to the fridge and bust open a bottle of that hater-aid or better yet, go get laid. Since you obviously seem pretty stressed over the story. Who are you anyway? Judge Jury and Executioner? Please





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  • joefinan
    Apr 9, 10:51 AM
    It was amusing at first but when you think how much effort went into all those presentations it's not too fair.

    How would gizmodo feel if their site kept randomly going offline...?

    They had it coming...

    What did who have coming?



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  • LightSpeed1
    Apr 13, 02:17 AM
    New monitor: U2311H

    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5188/5615061018_009d1a415f_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/trekkie604/5615061018)Hey I just got a 24" myself.

    EDIT: Also had to pick up a Mini DisplayPort to DVI adapter.





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  • demallien
    Oct 5, 04:58 AM
    Essentially, the FairPlay system is one that implies a certain amount of trust. Once you authorize a machine all of the purchased tracks from that account on the machines can be decrypted. Even if they are not on the machine at the time of the authorization and the machine is not on the network at the time (I have played back encrypted videos on DVD-R on my iBook while it was not on the 'net.)


    I'm pretty sure that that's not how FairPlay works. I think it goes something like this...

    When iTunes tries to play a protected media file, it asks for an ID of the device that it is trying to play on (serial number, or something like that). Each media file contains a list of devices for which it has been authorised. If the current device is not in this list, iTunes offers the possibility to add the device to the list of devices authorised for this media file. There is a limit of five devices for any given media file.

    In principle, you could put an encrypted file onto a service like [website name removed], and it could be used by millions of people. Of course, you would have to be an idiot to do so, because your ID is embedded in the file, allowing the legal eagles to nab you. And of course, anyone USING the file runs the risk of iTunes calling home to notify Apple if it detects a known pirated file...


    Apple gives you the option to clear the list of authorised devices for all files in an iTunes library once a year.



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  • SchneiderMan
    Apr 10, 05:45 AM
    Incredible movie!

    http://www.theyoungfolks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/I-Love-You-Phillip-Morris-21-10-10-kc.jpg





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  • Sydde
    Apr 16, 09:59 PM
    First time viewer.

    So, Honey Badgers are gay, or what??

    No, but I think the narrator is what they call "Eurotrash".





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  • secondhandloser
    Mar 11, 01:42 PM
    Milestone 1:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0FtgZNOD44

    Milestone 2:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftf4riVJyqw

    Milestone 3 (the most recent):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBhYxj2SvRI

    Any questions?



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    Fun fact: Showing SJ talk does not mean Apple has "redefined" computing. They have helped evolve it, as a player in the industry, of course. Hardly anything that could be called redefining.





    archurban
    Oct 10, 07:41 PM
    so what will 6G be if it is not? that's question, huh?





    Corrosive vinyl
    Mar 26, 05:21 PM
    sometimes its not the amount that was stolen but what was stolen. I had an iPod stolen from me and it was awful because of what it was. I still havent replaced it because I dont see that getting another one is worth the hastle of the first one.





    AdeFowler
    Jan 9, 06:14 AM
    New MacBook Pros including the ultra portable
    Movie Rentals
    Apple TV update
    iPod HiFi (seriously)





    TheSlush
    Apr 15, 01:11 PM
    LOL at the perspective on the text in the 3rd photo. :D

    FAKE.





    Polardude
    Jan 5, 08:14 PM
    Can someone mirror the qt stream and post it along the official link when it becomes live? I remember I had to wait at least 2 days before I was able to stream the keynote from last year's MWSF.

    Imagine holding off the urge to check apple.com / macrumors.com and stopping people short from talking about the new products for 2 days... *sighs*



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